Tales of three fisted Bob

Just thought I would post this every week as a reminder to get costumes ready.

Hope to see you there.

Thanks the the help of Nolan I have finished the fliers for my Birthday party. Hope to see everyone there.

I just got around to downloading pics out of my phone and I had to share this one.








How is it I always wind up wearing Blythes wigs while she always gets to wear my hats.

Woke up and noticed there was a chill in the air. Looked outside and it was gray and raining. Threw on my shoes and my warmest hoody, and went outside to have a smoke. As I looked up at the mountains I noticed the clouds were covering the tops and all I could think of was one thing, Snow. On my way to work you could see a faint outline of white on the tips of the mountains. GOD I LOVE THIS TIME OF YEAR!!! I'm not much of a romantic but this the time of year when you want a fire going, a bottle of the finest whiskey, and a warm body curled up next to you under a warm blanket. Wow that sounded a little weird coming from me but who cares. This is why I would love to live in Norway because of this kind of weather year round.

It was a great weekend, though I am pissed that I missed out on Donna's Pony Party because of work. It was great to see Blythe and to be able to hang out with her. Especially when, as soon I picked her up from the airport, we headed straight to City Dogs for some great food, and then we spent the rest of the day getting drunk. I'm glad I took Thursday off because that was the only day I had off. I did get some decent pictures of Alanja and Blythe














and drunk pics of me


Prince Valiant on crack


Like I said fun and drunk weekend

I can't wait to see you there.

Last night I was the bar, having a great time, hanging out with old friends. We closed the bar out and as I'm walking to my Jeep a friend comes up to me and asks me if I can help him and his girlfriend get their car started. Me being the great person as I am (Swelled Head) said no problem.
As I'm cleaning off their battery terminals, she asks me if I mind if she puts her and his number in my phone. This were I should have said no. Stupid me. I said sure why not. as I get the car started I hear her say "Ooops... what did I do". She hands the phone back to me and is apologizing over and over.
I look at my phone and notice that all my phone numbers and contacts are gone. None on my sim card and none on my phone memory. Even all of my txt messages are wiped. I also lost my ring tones that I had downloaded. FUCK!!!!!! This what I get for helping people out.

Any way I have no way of recovering any of the numbers other then to ask for them. If you have my number would you please send me a txt with your name in it so I can slowly get my phone back to working order. Thank you and your help is much appreciated.

Woke up this morning, hangover headache pounding, ears ringing, knee stiff, and the feel of a small porcupine in my throat. That show was worth every ounce of pain my body is feeling and more.

It was a great time. DI sounded real good for a band that hasn't toured in years, but age has caught up with there looks. Agent Orange always puts on a great show, and this was the 3rd time I've seen them in a year span, but Fear stole the whole show. They played every song we were hoping they would play and more. Such classics like "Beef Bologna, New York's Alright, I Love Living in the City, and More Beer" just to name a few.

Even after all that I still managed to make it to work on time.

"You buy the ticket, you take the ride" HST

I'm so excited to see the years best show. I hope everyone who can make it will be there. Oh and a word of warning..... If you see me touching myself during Fear, It's just me having the best night of my life......


See you all there

This will be such an amazing show

Woke up today. Still drunk from last night, Eyes puffy from crying, and with a wasp nest residue on one hand.
Wanting to say thanx to everyone who let me talk and blubber to them last night. The unofficial wake last night was wonderful. It sucks that it takes the passing of a friend to get us all to hang out and drink, but we are so much older and have completely different lives then when we all first met and partied together.

Today just seems a little less bright.

I was just informed by Fish and Big Wil that Theron Read passed away last night. He had a heart attack while riding Trax. For those of you who never met him he was the punk rocker on the "Don't Waste Utah" commercials, and he was in the movie "Three O Clock High". for those of you who do know him he was the James Joyce looking, Beer drinking, Biscuits and gravy eating, Greatest person to ever sit down and and just be around. He tried to teach me Gaelic, and He was truly was the embodiment of every thing that was "The Scene"
To a dear old friend who will be missed, all I can say is thank you for being apart of my life.


To Thereon, a friend and a brother. Drink beer with the gods.


Today is beyond Fired

Run down of a very fun weekend.

Friday after getting off work I spent most of the evening and night with Donna, Kyle, Tyler , and Sarah preparing the house for the Mid Summer Night Party. Drinking and moving furniture has never been so fun. Had a wonderful phone conversation with the most beautiful woman (Blythe) and then slept.

Saturday Woke up around 11, and ran errands for the party. It was 101 degrees on that day and for most of the day we sat inside enjoying the swamp cooler. That night I proceeded to get drunk and enjoy the night with everyone. Thank you to all who came out. I know I had a blast and I was last man standing.

Sunday I slept until 1:30 carefully nursing a hangover, ( thanx to PBR, Jameson, Rum , and Jagermiester). At 3 I went to my sisters house to replace her garbage disposal. She fed me dinner and paid me for my help by giving me a PSP with 2 games to go with it, an electronic drawing tablet, and a brand new laptop. So I spent the rest of the day playing with my laptop.

Today I don't have to work so I'm going to be playing with all my fun new toys.

JULY 28TH AT CLUB VEGAS........FEAR, AGENT ORANGE, DI, AND TOTAL CHAOS. IN THE SAME NIGHT IN THE SAME SHOW. GET YOUR ASSES OUT AND SEE THE MOST SPECTACULAR EVENT IN HISTORY.




Seriously this is something you will want to tell your kids about.

After getting off the phone with Blythe last night this was the only thought I had in my mind



"Marv and Goldie"

So today I was picking up rocks and garbage in the back yard. As I was pulling up some chicken wire I discovered a wasp nest. I actually discovered it because I almost grabbed it. This pissed off all the wasps that were still using it. As I rolled up the chicken wire to throw it away I was dive bombed by at least 5 wasps. Luckily I was waving my arms wildly and running into the house so I didn't get stung or bit. God I love the dangers of yard work. I'm giving the wasps a break, letting them freak out for the rest of the day then I will go back out and try again.



WWWEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Well another Dark Arts weekend has come and gone. I want to thank all of the people who put all their time and effort into a great weekend. I had a great time. It was great seeing and hanging out with everyone.
I can honestly say this was the best weekend. Through all the stress, ups and downs, I had the best time. I owe that to the most beautiful woman. Blythe made my weekend. While she was here I felt like the luckiest man in the world. By the way if anybody has pictures or knows of anyone that took pictures of me and Blythe I really would like copies. Especially any pics of her in that beautiful dress she was wearing on Sunday.
Now that the weekend is over it is time to let my body catch up with it's normal sleeping schedule.

Once again thanks to everyone who made this weekend great.
Can't wait to see whats on store for next year


P.s. To Miah and Alicia, I hope everything is going ok for you. You were in my thoughts this weekend.

This is my definition of the word


Douche: n) A feminine hygiene product

n) A person who should be beaten

v) To cleanse a Vagina

v) To spend 4 1/2 hours cleaning and disinfecting every surface area of a dance floor so it will look great and people will enjoy themselves.


So take a guess which definition I did today and then guess which one I would have rather dealt with.

So once again it is the time of the year for Dark Arts. That means while I am employed by Club Area 51 at this time,I am busy this week making sure the place won't fall apart and looks presentable to anyone who has never been to this event.

Today I spent 4 hours blowing out the rafters over the down stairs stage. This is to make things look better and make it not as messy to run power chords, mic chords and such. When I was done I was covered in what I can only describe as "Club Funk".

Not it is time for a hot shower and a brillo pad. Can't wait to see whats on the list for tomorrow.

Well it has been 1 day since Blyhte left. Yesterday I dropped her off at her sisters and for the rest of the day I was very meloncholy. I tried to do things to keep my mind busy but my body was still recovering from the 4 day binge of guns, alcohol, and sex.

Sunday we went to the Republican for Barb's birthday. I think the Republican will be my new Sunday relaxation spot. Then after that we went to the BBQ. We had such a fun time at Alicia's and Miah's. Thank you so much for having us over.

Saturday we went out to Utah Lake to shoot guns. I got to shoot my new 44 magnum and I got to watch a little petite Blythe shoot some very large guns, including the 12 gage Mossburg. All I can say is "PURE SEX".

Friday we sat at my place and drank and talked. Nothing fancy just a nice relaxing night.

Now it's Tuesday and I'm back to my normal routine. All I have is the faint smell of her on my pillow and a worn out, and sore body to remind me that it wasn't a dream.

I can't wait for Dark Arts to get here.