Tales of three fisted Bob

Hear Ye, Hear Ye

2009-11-11T00:39:00Z

Thanks the the help of Nolan I have finished the fliers for my Birthday party. Hope to see everyone there.

About time

2009-11-06T02:29:39Z

I just got around to downloading pics out of my phone and I had to share this one.

How is it I always wind up wearing Blythes wigs while she always gets to wear my hats.

These are the days I love

2009-09-30T18:12:33Z

Woke up and noticed there was a chill in the air. Looked outside and it was gray and raining. Threw on my shoes and my warmest hoody, and went outside to have a smoke. As I looked up at the mountains I noticed the clouds were covering the tops and all I could think of was one thing, Snow. On my way to work you could see a faint outline of white on the tips of the mountains. GOD I LOVE THIS TIME OF YEAR!!! I'm not much of a romantic but this the time of year when you want a fire going, a bottle of the finest whiskey, and a warm body curled up next to you under a warm blanket. Wow that sounded a little weird coming from me but who cares. This is why I would love to live in Norway because of this kind of weather year round.

An Enjoyable Weekend

2009-09-21T21:26:19Z

It was a great weekend, though I am pissed that I missed out on Donna's Pony Party because of work. It was great to see Blythe and to be able to hang out with her. Especially when, as soon I picked her up from the airport, we headed straight to City Dogs for some great food, and then we spent the rest of the day getting drunk. I'm glad I took Thursday off because that was the only day I had off. I did get some decent pictures of Alanja and Blythe

and drunk pics of me

Prince Valiant on crack

Like I said fun and drunk weekend

Tonight Bitches

2009-09-15T18:34:35Z

I can't wait to see you there.

Why I can't have nice things

2009-08-27T19:09:46Z

Last night I was the bar, having a great time, hanging out with old friends. We closed the bar out and as I'm walking to my Jeep a friend comes up to me and asks me if I can help him and his girlfriend get their car started. Me being the great person as I am (Swelled Head) said no problem.
As I'm cleaning off their battery terminals, she asks me if I mind if she puts her and his number in my phone. This were I should have said no. Stupid me. I said sure why not. as I get the car started I hear her say "Ooops... what did I do". She hands the phone back to me and is apologizing over and over.
I look at my phone and notice that all my phone numbers and contacts are gone. None on my sim card and none on my phone memory. Even all of my txt messages are wiped. I also lost my ring tones that I had downloaded. FUCK!!!!!! This what I get for helping people out.

Any way I have no way of recovering any of the numbers other then to ask for them. If you have my number would you please send me a txt with your name in it so I can slowly get my phone back to working order. Thank you and your help is much appreciated.

What a Great Night

2009-07-29T18:47:18Z

Woke up this morning, hangover headache pounding, ears ringing, knee stiff, and the feel of a small porcupine in my throat. That show was worth every ounce of pain my body is feeling and more.

It was a great time. DI sounded real good for a band that hasn't toured in years, but age has caught up with there looks. Agent Orange always puts on a great show, and this was the 3rd time I've seen them in a year span, but Fear stole the whole show. They played every song we were hoping they would play and more. Such classics like "Beef Bologna, New York's Alright, I Love Living in the City, and More Beer" just to name a few.

Even after all that I still managed to make it to work on time.

"You buy the ticket, you take the ride" HST

WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

2009-07-28T23:30:44Z

I'm so excited to see the years best show. I hope everyone who can make it will be there. Oh and a word of warning..... If you see me touching myself during Fear, It's just me having the best night of my life......

See you all there

Yes Tonight....Come One, Come All

2009-07-28T17:08:08Z

This will be such an amazing show

Thanx

2009-07-22T19:32:15Z

Woke up today. Still drunk from last night, Eyes puffy from crying, and with a wasp nest residue on one hand.
Wanting to say thanx to everyone who let me talk and blubber to them last night. The unofficial wake last night was wonderful. It sucks that it takes the passing of a friend to get us all to hang out and drink, but we are so much older and have completely different lives then when we all first met and partied together.

Today just seems a little less bright.

Sad news about an old friend

2009-07-22T01:16:40Z

I was just informed by Fish and Big Wil that Theron Read passed away last night. He had a heart attack while riding Trax. For those of you who never met him he was the punk rocker on the "Don't Waste Utah" commercials, and he was in the movie "Three O Clock High". for those of you who do know him he was the James Joyce looking, Beer drinking, Biscuits and gravy eating, Greatest person to ever sit down and and just be around. He tried to teach me Gaelic, and He was truly was the embodiment of every thing that was "The Scene"
To a dear old friend who will be missed, all I can say is thank you for being apart of my life.

To Thereon, a friend and a brother. Drink beer with the gods.

Today is beyond Fired

The Weekend Update

2009-07-20T20:16:17Z

Run down of a very fun weekend.

Friday after getting off work I spent most of the evening and night with Donna, Kyle, Tyler , and Sarah preparing the house for the Mid Summer Night Party. Drinking and moving furniture has never been so fun. Had a wonderful phone conversation with the most beautiful woman (Blythe) and then slept.

Saturday Woke up around 11, and ran errands for the party. It was 101 degrees on that day and for most of the day we sat inside enjoying the swamp cooler. That night I proceeded to get drunk and enjoy the night with everyone. Thank you to all who came out. I know I had a blast and I was last man standing.

Sunday I slept until 1:30 carefully nursing a hangover, ( thanx to PBR, Jameson, Rum , and Jagermiester). At 3 I went to my sisters house to replace her garbage disposal. She fed me dinner and paid me for my help by giving me a PSP with 2 games to go with it, an electronic drawing tablet, and a brand new laptop. So I spent the rest of the day playing with my laptop.

Today I don't have to work so I'm going to be playing with all my fun new toys.

An Event To Tell Your Kids About

2009-07-02T08:34:08Z

JULY 28TH AT CLUB VEGAS........FEAR, AGENT ORANGE, DI, AND TOTAL CHAOS. IN THE SAME NIGHT IN THE SAME SHOW. GET YOUR ASSES OUT AND SEE THE MOST SPECTACULAR EVENT IN HISTORY.

Seriously this is something you will want to tell your kids about.

To my Goldie

2009-07-01T10:38:08Z

After getting off the phone with Blythe last night this was the only thought I had in my mind

"Marv and Goldie"

Hot days and yard work

2009-06-29T22:48:35Z

So today I was picking up rocks and garbage in the back yard. As I was pulling up some chicken wire I discovered a wasp nest. I actually discovered it because I almost grabbed it. This pissed off all the wasps that were still using it. As I rolled up the chicken wire to throw it away I was dive bombed by at least 5 wasps. Luckily I was waving my arms wildly and running into the house so I didn't get stung or bit. God I love the dangers of yard work. I'm giving the wasps a break, letting them freak out for the rest of the day then I will go back out and try again.

WWWEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Just Wanting to Say Thanks

2009-06-16T15:55:38Z

Well another Dark Arts weekend has come and gone. I want to thank all of the people who put all their time and effort into a great weekend. I had a great time. It was great seeing and hanging out with everyone.
I can honestly say this was the best weekend. Through all the stress, ups and downs, I had the best time. I owe that to the most beautiful woman. Blythe made my weekend. While she was here I felt like the luckiest man in the world. By the way if anybody has pictures or knows of anyone that took pictures of me and Blythe I really would like copies. Especially any pics of her in that beautiful dress she was wearing on Sunday.
Now that the weekend is over it is time to let my body catch up with it's normal sleeping schedule.

Once again thanks to everyone who made this weekend great.
Can't wait to see whats on store for next year

P.s. To Miah and Alicia, I hope everything is going ok for you. You were in my thoughts this weekend.

Today's Thing to Do

2009-06-10T23:18:41Z

This is my definition of the word

Douche: n) A feminine hygiene product

n) A person who should be beaten

v) To cleanse a Vagina

v) To spend 4 1/2 hours cleaning and disinfecting every surface area of a dance floor so it will look great and people will enjoy themselves.

So take a guess which definition I did today and then guess which one I would have rather dealt with.

That time of the year

2009-06-10T00:30:50Z

So once again it is the time of the year for Dark Arts. That means while I am employed by Club Area 51 at this time,I am busy this week making sure the place won't fall apart and looks presentable to anyone who has never been to this event.

Today I spent 4 hours blowing out the rafters over the down stairs stage. This is to make things look better and make it not as messy to run power chords, mic chords and such. When I was done I was covered in what I can only describe as "Club Funk".

Not it is time for a hot shower and a brillo pad. Can't wait to see whats on the list for tomorrow.

Can't Sleep Alone

2009-05-26T17:16:32Z

Well it has been 1 day since Blyhte left. Yesterday I dropped her off at her sisters and for the rest of the day I was very meloncholy. I tried to do things to keep my mind busy but my body was still recovering from the 4 day binge of guns, alcohol, and sex.

Sunday we went to the Republican for Barb's birthday. I think the Republican will be my new Sunday relaxation spot. Then after that we went to the BBQ. We had such a fun time at Alicia's and Miah's. Thank you so much for having us over.

Saturday we went out to Utah Lake to shoot guns. I got to shoot my new 44 magnum and I got to watch a little petite Blythe shoot some very large guns, including the 12 gage Mossburg. All I can say is "PURE SEX".

Friday we sat at my place and drank and talked. Nothing fancy just a nice relaxing night.

Now it's Tuesday and I'm back to my normal routine. All I have is the faint smell of her on my pillow and a worn out, and sore body to remind me that it wasn't a dream.

I can't wait for Dark Arts to get here.

Things to do

2009-05-20T22:52:11Z

Since Blythe is still in Moab with the family I have decided to go to Club Vegas tonight for some drinking and music. I think it is a fine idea and I urge you all to do the same. So on that note....lets get drunk.

Time Flys yada yada yada

2009-05-12T23:45:06Z

So just got off the Airplane from my visit to the North west. The whole time on my flight I kept missing Blythe. Yes I know I was supposed to try to convince her to move down here, but she had some aces up her skirt.. er I mean sleeve. I had so much fun and I want to let Jeri K and Brooke know that we appreciated them being so inviting and hospitable. I don't know what else to say right now. My mind is thinking about everything way to fast and I need to sleep.

Ps: Thank you blythe for sticking Prince in my head I was whistling it while I was walking through the airport.

Apologies to My Brain and Liver

2009-05-06T18:37:35Z

Dear brain.
Thank you for enjoying a wonderful night of drinking. Sorry about the Hangover, I tried to keep him away but alas he is a sneaky one. I will take care of him with the all mighty Aspirin. Then we will be ready for another night of intoxicating fun.

Dear liver.
Sorry for the punishment I put you through last night. You are a trooper and I don't ever tell you how much I appreciate the work you do. Unfortuntely I will be putting you through some more endurance trials and I want to apologize in advance. Thank you for everything.

Dear Hangover.
You suck

Sincerely, Joe

Wierd but needed changes

2009-05-02T03:37:05Z

So I finally have all my stuff moved into my room at Casa de Donnas. It's kind of weird to realize your entire life can be packed into about 15 boxes.
I finally have my computer working and my room is somewhat organized.

Time for some whiskey and beer.

Very interesting

2009-04-19T21:50:44Z

Your result for The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test...

7 - the Adventurer

Thanks for taking the test !

you chose AX - your Enneagram type is SEVEN (aka "The Enthusiast").

"I am happy and open to new things"

Adventurers are energetic, lively, and optimistic. They want to contribute to the world.

How to Get Along with Me

Give me companionship, affection, and freedom.

Engage with me in stimulating conversation and laughter.

Appreciate my grand visions and listen to my stories.

Don't try to change my style. Accept me the way I am.

Be responsible for youself. I dislike clingy or needy people.

Don't tell me what to do.

What I Like About Being a SEVEN

being optimistic and not letting life's troubles get me down

being spontaneous and free-spirited

being outspoken and outrageous. It's part of the fun.

being generous and trying to make the world a better place

having the guts to take risks and to try exciting adventures

having such varied interests and abilities

What's Hard About Being a SEVEN

not having enough time to do all the things I want

not completing things I start

not being able to profit from the benefits that come from specializing;
not making a commitment to a career

having a tendency to be ungrounded; getting lost in plans or fantasies

feeling confined when I'm in a one-to-one relationship

SEVENs as Children Often

are action oriented and adventuresome

drum up excitement

prefer being with other children to being alone

finesse their way around adults

dream of the freedom they'll have when they grow up

SEVENs as Parents

are often enthusiastic and generous

want their children to be exposed to many adventures in life

may be too busy with their own activities to be attentive

Renee Baron & Elizabeth Wagele

The Enneagram Made Easy

Discover the 9 Types of People

Harper
SanFrancisco, 1994, 161 pages

Will the Shit Storm Ever Stop?

2009-04-13T19:25:13Z

So the other day I was all happy about getting this new job. All I was waiting for was to pass a drug test and a background check then the company would give me a start date. Sounds easy right? Well now I'm being told that I have the job but the job doesn't quite exist. There have been some problems with the batch of recruits that got hired before me. So now I get to wait till the job I was hired for becomes available. WTF!!!!!!! I'm not letting it get me down but I am getting really pissed off. I'm also not letting it affect my quitting smoking, but I may just take a baseball bat out for a nice walk. Just to let off some aggression.

So then I decide to do my taxes because it's not like I have a job to go to. Federal taxes are the easiest to read, and understand. It took me 10 minutes to file them. State taxes on the other hand SUCK BALLS IN 120 DIFFERENT WAYS. By the time I actually finished my state taxes I was ready to peel my skin off of my skull and rub it with salt.

I think I should do some spring cleaning.. Just thought I would take this time to rant.
Now back to your regularly scheduled existence.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!